Jesus Fucking Christ!
Bad Tattoos Part IV

There are many people in this world who ask themselves each day, What would Jesus do? Well, probably not get that fucking tattoo. Especially one where He looks brain damaged, or one where He looks inbred, or one where He has tits, or one where He’s hanging out between your fucking pierced nipples, or one where He looks constipated, or one where He’s about to eat a flying penis, or one where He’s making out with a unicorn and/or Satan. Alas, His followers are imperfect, so they make imperfect choices when it comes to their Jesus tattoos…

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17 Comments

  1. Denny Lee
    May 17, 2014 at 3:43 am — Reply

    He looks like he’s being ‘stoned’ to death 🙂

  2. JuLi Eta
    May 16, 2014 at 8:00 pm — Reply

    JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOOOJ CUALQUIEEEERRRAA

  3. Heathen Basturd
    May 16, 2014 at 5:57 pm — Reply

    lyrics from Amebix, “he is coming”

  4. lorem ipsum
    May 16, 2014 at 5:25 pm — Reply

    the axl rose jesus was actually pretty good. i can’t believe there are two people in this world with the same eyes-rolled-up jesus head tattoo. hilarious post!

  5. Kjell Arne Clausen
    May 16, 2014 at 10:06 am — Reply

    Naa’ I just see “Rocky”, (Sylvester Stallone), 🙂

  6. Jc Keetso
    May 16, 2014 at 6:32 am — Reply

    Fucker

  7. D
    May 16, 2014 at 6:23 am — Reply

    “Who’s in da house!? Jc in da house!!”

  8. Kendall Alec Nez
    May 16, 2014 at 5:53 am — Reply

    I can see your paths cross.. lol.

  9. Kev
    May 16, 2014 at 5:23 am — Reply

    Axl Christ doe

  10. Richard Jansen
    May 16, 2014 at 4:05 am — Reply

    Jordy Gerrits heey zitte ouk PRACHT exemplare tusse….

  11. Oskar Thomas
    May 16, 2014 at 3:09 am — Reply

    Zombie Jesus Fish actually looks pretty cool, and is done well. I guess it just sounds like a bad B-movie really

  12. Mike Bawakami
    May 16, 2014 at 3:07 am — Reply

    Berneau dit lyk asof hy in n perd kom.

  13. Gary Evans
    May 16, 2014 at 1:32 am — Reply

    haha boss eyed

  14. Jose Arrizon
    May 16, 2014 at 1:01 am — Reply

    Jeez-us looks like he is in so much pain that hes gone cross eyed…. Poor bastard.

  15. thesignoftheraven
    May 16, 2014 at 12:30 am — Reply

    For non-UK viewers, the one with a shirt with Northern Rock on the front isn’t a cool band name, its the name of the crashed building society (bank) that sponsored the Newcastle United team. Hence the shirt. Hence oh dear, oh dear.
    Some outstanding bad decisions and outpourings of the troubled mind.

  16. Diego Bureau
    May 16, 2014 at 12:10 am — Reply

    HOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEET!!!

  17. Douglas Seaton
    May 16, 2014 at 12:07 am — Reply

    God damn! As bad as all of these are…that new school Jebus is the fucking worst! Hahaha!!!

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