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Catching the Holy Ghost, Beheaded Jesus and Karate Kicks

When I was a kid, I dreaded every Sunday being dragged to church to sit there bored out of my tree for three hours. If I was lucky, I would get shuffled out to Sunday School, and then I would have to listen to the holier than thou suck ups recite memorized Bible verses. I can’t think of one exciting thing that ever happened in church in the decade I went, so I decided to put together a compilation of videos of things that I wished would have happened in my stuffy, excruciatingly boring Anglican church as a kid. Maybe I wouldn’t have declared my atheism the minute I turned 14. No, I would have anyway, but I probably would have been more enthusiastic about the preceding years.

 

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Meghan MacRae grew up in Vancouver, Canada, but spent many years living in the remote woods. Living in the shadow of grizzly bears, cougars and the other predators of the wilderness taught her about the dark side of nature, and taught her to accept her place in nature's order as their prey. She is co-founder of CVLT Nation.

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