The world as we know it would be a different place had Metallica just stopped after Kill ‘Em All. Sadly, that’s not what happened and while we can debate the merit or consequence of this for days, it may just be best to turn our attention to something new. That being said, rock ‘n roll thrashers Zig-Zags have graced us with a new album titled They’ll Never Take Us Alive on Riding Easy Records. For anyone who has ever wondered what early Metallica mixed with Mudhoney and an empty swimming pool would sound like, Zig-Zags present you with the album that will define west coast hesh for years to come. Trade in your trendy and overpriced thrift store glam outfit for a flannel and vans. The concrete surf is officially up! Crack a tall can and rip your roommates’ bong because this is a special occasion that must be met with ample partying.
ALL HAIL THE TRUE METAL PUNX!
Drain your Trump-loving stepdad’s pool and press play below you fucking maniacs!
